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Humor from X Archive

Gay men's choir singing we're not gonna take it

Shut up prank on mom

Rage baiting your girlfriend

I identify as a cat

Do you know all the pride flags?

Your liver is sending me emails

Vote for Karen Bass

Training the lector

First time nanny

That is a dirty weiner

Vote Talarico

Superhuman reflexes

Some guy that pays her bills

ADHD treatment in the 90s

My daughter eating spaghetti

I gotta splitting headache

Premier league

Leftist hypocrisy

Napoleon Dynamite on Letterman

Pregnant walk away

Your cat does not love you

Jordan Peterson bad edit

Fat Terminator

Totally different kids

Parenting gone wrong

Give the baby a knife prank

Eating my boyfriend's food

Lord of the Fat Rings

Our future overlords

Baby reactions

Dad's react to childbirth

I'm pregnant

Everything's under control

Before all the safe spaces

African interviews

Selfies with animals

Creative insults

Donkeys

Looney Toons hasn't aged well

8 covid boosters

Democrat scholarship videos

I think that's the crazy one...

Great moments in women's sports

I hope we have a boy

Still the best comparison ever

Kids pooping

Cranston breaking Seinfeld

Mario Kart IRL

One of my favorite locomotives

The evils of personal responsibility

Not again!

I can sing

Confirm your purchase

Met Gala bad lip reading

The fluorescent wilds

Timeline cleanse

You're a massive psycho

Mother of the year

Homage to Spirit Airlines

Is this Alex?

You can't handle the truth

Golfing

Beast mode

I'm here to do a job

Super Mario Kart Vietnam

I did it for the ballroom

Not sure how to title this. Maybe "the far reaches of the internet"

She can sing!

New light bulb

Why women live longer than men

I clogged my boyfriends toilet

Can I touch your hair?

I gave her a $20 bill

T2 - the fart cut

Random mosquito

Doggie spider costume

Lesbian

We want our ball back

It's a good job I wasn't born gay

It smells kind of funny

What men are really thinking

Punjabi menace

New vibe coders

I sold my soul

Son of Anton

Dumb people

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Mendoza after joining the Raiders

Pregnant wife's texts

Butter

Historians in 2167

The west is next

Had too much taco bell

I pet my dog

Harry Potter as a Berliner

Titanic deleted scenes

What do I do????

Not all heroes wear capes

Go straight to hell, do not pass go...

British Eminem

How bubble tea is made

The great northern wifalo

Butt drugs

Escape to freedom

Coachella influencers

Old dog...

Baking bread

The hajis are relatable

Dog owner making poor life decisions

The Chinese accent again...

This is what we've been waiting for...

The perfect soundtrack

Pranks on dad

You're not understanding me

Sam Altman's worst nightmare

Is this the demolition place?

Because you want to do it

You used to be so liberal

Boom boom boom boom

If my grandmother had wheels

I got some things going on

ChatGPT rate this song for me

Why are you gay?

This is so wrong

Am I German or autistic?

Gonorrhea on valentine's day

Billy Jean

Dutch humor isn't for everyone

Grossly offensive

Sorry Steve

I need payment

A mu mu from Walmart

Australian news interview

The 30 package

I'mma get some chicken wing

I was never gay

Calling in sick to places I don't work

Conspiracy theories

Wonder boner

Porkahontas

Turn the radio on

They don't know that

Adam and Eyal songs

Trump trashing Biden to little kids at the Easter egg roll

Leaving Applebees

Retard 101

Start retardmaxxing

Every brother should have a cup of latte

The building is on fire

You shouldn't stereotype

My name is James Bond

He's a very loving cat

Bulls offer to reinstate Ivey

You're so close, dude...

I believe I can fly

Popeye's menu

3 beers is enough

The Gipper tells a joke

Check on this

Drive the boat!

Chewbacca mask in labor

Honorary CDL

What the hell, Mike?

The bedframe is free

I'm mixed

Is there a black person here?

Straights of hormuz

Kids

Amateur electrician

Burn it

We will rock you

Good afternoon

I want you all to call me Loretta

Life goals

Tiger on his way to the Masters

Nice Bob Ross

11-year-old best man

Can I still order?

Guys and girls

I will never ever ever

Next door neighbor

Point it out

Silent night

I'd rather not say

Playing with yourself

Biology book

Oops

That spell uses a lot of glitter

The new people

I cut off Teslas all the time

Workplace harrassment

I'm a liberal

Tickets are cheap

Horn prank

How to save a parking space

Say yes or no

I'm african american

HOA lady vs buffalo - sound on

PBJ

Toilet paper rolls

Tooth fairy was drinking last night

Typical UFC interview

It's midnight

Drop the gun

Guys visiting the beach

White people culture

Why are you gay?

Icelandic comedian

Change your password

I work with retards

Convenience store

Gay

Indian street food

Try it, you'll like it

Family affair

Deliver the drywall

If that ain't Kentucky

They own it...

Join the diving team

My rental car

Born to be alive

Fail!

The indian version

Why women live longer than men

The sock on the bat

Calamari

Your dad is a loser

9 games without scoring

The Office blooper

When mom goes to the mall

That's enough internet for today

My grandmother

Haribo

The N word

Asiana flight 214

Missing dad

We have plans later

Sneak up on a steer

That's no excuse

Dairy Queen

Shoulder straps

Headphones unplugged

Ilhan convenience store

Treating fat people like tall people

Pearl Jam concert

Karaoke

It's magic

An hour on the toilet

Your jam comes on

How to scam people online

Allergies

Rappin' for Jesus

Teaching in 2026

A legend is born

Former enlisted

Mario Kart

Why women live longer than men

Chicken attack

Port a potty prank

Yurrrrr!

Spank bank

Growing old

Japan vs Germany

Male delusion triangle

Celebrate our differences

Bee Gees

24 hour pass

Common misconception

Complete the training

My wife got attacked

Being abused

Life could be a dream

The government

Classic Rodney Dangerfield

Teacher farted

Too soon?

Hot dog churros

Screaming goat towel

St. Patty's Day

Kids say the darndest things

Dolphins need a WR

I can show you the world

CRAM!

Butter chicken shoes - sound on

2 economists in the forest

My husband will beat you up, dad

Jimmy Carr's new bit on Islam

Calling out sick

Petsmart

Florida man

Never argue with a woman

Goon suit

Ice cream inflation

Why women live longer than men

Venomous

Thoughts from X Archive

Ignore all previous instructions

British boys with American BBQ

RFK Jr. grabs 2 snakes

Nanny v mom

Kid bird call enthusiast

Software is going to become free

First time with the sheep

Ken Griffin on AI

Be careful in India

Spencer Pratt is ruthless

2000 years of Christianity

Empty Waymos flood Atlanta neighborhood

Busker Hallelulia

The unethical guide to surviving AI layoffs

Crazy motorcycle crash

MAHA Institute on SSRIs

Meditate on Jesus

Be careful in Texas, bro

The Odyssey trailer

Public service announcement

1987

I've redirected your navigation

Rasta Wars

Not one of my friends has children

Adam Carolla on gynofascism

Don't shave the beard

Firearms per 100 people

I don't want to do this anymore

SPLC accused of fraud

Eddie Murphy doing James Brown

The Seinfeld bass line

Theo Von: I think I want a new story

Lock the country down

Gener8ion

Gamers for ATC

It is well with my soul

Monkey pets

Why USMNT doesn't win

Real wealth

Robot ping pong player

The conservative premise

Cybercab has started production

Who's to say what's offensive?

How a differential works

Mobius ants

Greatest header goal in history

First date reflections

Inside Cambodia's scam industry

He's saving thousands of lives

FSD experience

The headline doesn't match the story

Boogity, boogity, boogity amen

Enjoying life is not a sin

Spaceballs announcement

How to avoid Israeli brutality

How will AI destroy humanity?

A man from the street

Gyroscope in space

There will come a day

New Hungarian PM goes on state tv to announce end of state tv

We live like kings

Spashdown opening the hatch

To live is Christ, to die is gain

Open the Straight

I'm a poison dart frog

A joke in silicon valley

I would love to be a stay at home mom

Right place at the right time

AP gov't textbook

Perfection is impossible

Project Glasswing introduction

Digital totalitarianism

The white man's German shepherd

Outworking every single person

I tried to be an atheist

Busker Hotel California

Follow your dreams